Official Merchandise
Campaigning is expensive! Help Rich out by buying some of his awesome shit! All prices include shipping via U.S. mail. For a closer look at an item, click the icon in the lower-right corner of each image.
Official Rich White Campaign T-shirt [$18]Sick of being left out of your friends' political conversations? Watch their beliefs crumble when you show up in this snazzy shirt! Gildan Heavyweight 5.5oz. 100% cotton tee. |
"Scars & Bars" T-Shirt [$23]This one is more of a "statement" piece. A scathing indictment of the brutal injustice inherent in our nation's fanatical consumerism, as well as the resultant commoditization of the political process. Buy it! Alternative ApparelTM "Destroyed Tee," slim fit. |
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Rich for HerTM Girl Tee [$23]Now that women can vote, they need shirts too! Husbands, now that you have two votes, you have twice the responsibility; be a responsible provider and get one of these for the little lady. Alternative ApparelTM Basic Girl's Crew, girl cut, Heather Green. |
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Vinyl Car Sticker [$5]Want to really fuck up the resale value of your car for no reason whatsoever? Printed on premium aged hand-rendered vinyl, these stickers tell other drivers about your shortsightedness without your having to say anything! Printed on 4x6" Removable Vinyl. |
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