Welcome to the online campaign headquarters of me, presidential candidate Rich White. I work (not literally) for you, the absolutely miniscule people, because like you I so desperately want change; particularly that sort of change that makes you want to vote for me. Hopeful change. Progressful change. Even now, I travel across the nation bringing the rhetoric of change to every American who demands more from his government. Rest assured that with each hand I kiss and each baby I shake, we all move one step closer to the America we've been comfortable with for centuries: A Rich White America.
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01/01/08 - Rich reveals startling new information about the Iowa Caucus. (more)